God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”
Adam: “Tit”
God: “Uhh ok”
Adam: “Boobie”
God: “Stop naming them after breasts”
Adam: Looks at rooster
My favourite thing about Foolish Gamers is that 99% of the time he refuses to be the straight man. If someone comes to him with a bit he will exasperate it. If someone decides to say some weird shit he will 'yes and' them immediately. My man only knows making a situation worse.
Then there is that 1% of the time in which he decides that he simply cannot entertain Badboyhalo's nonsense.
one of my favorite things charlie's done ever is just Decide that qmariana uses he/she pronouns. making all his own characters gay and trans isn't enough he needs to make everyone else queer too
additionally: he fully commits to using both sets of pronouns when referring to qmariana its not just calling him his wife and using he/him the rest of the time. he transes peoples genders AND respects the pronouns he assigned them
I think we all knew it was just a matter of time
Anyways technoblade Spider-Man variant
Some of my favorite DSMP quotes I think are underrated:
- "Do you know what happens to traitors, Tubbo? ...Nothing good." - Schlatt
- "TommyInnit, I am a slow-burning fuse." - Wilbur
- "History will forget that a country ever existed in this area." - Techno
- "Let the space between the Badlands be total chaos. That's got nothing to do with us! Manberg? Pogtopia? Who cares!" - BBH
- "Tommy, you just did a coup. You just did a hostile government takeover and then immediately instilled yourself as president. And then you gave it to your friend, but that's still a tyrant, Tommy!" - Techno
- "I know I'm forgetful, I know I'm an amnesiac and I'm the comic relief in all your stories, but I still feel this- I still feel things!" - Ghostbur
- "For what it's worth, I don't know what went on today. But even though you kidnapped me, and I'm still kinda dealing with the trauma, I think at the end of the day you're just a conflicted person, not a bad person... And I hope one day you find what you're looking for." - Connor
- "If you wanted to stop us, you should have brought more than just yourself. You should have brought an army with you." - BBH
- "You threw away my life for some kind of fucking sales pitch?" - Foolish
- "I've been watching for a long time. One person lashes out and then the other does, until they're both gone. From what I've seen, it feels like people don't stop taking that revenge. Is it ever worth it?" - Slime
- "You showed me that when you saw me, something malleable, and all of you made me into the worst parts of each." - Slime
Tma rant :D
An underrated part of Jon's character development through the season imo, is him learning to be himself.
In s1 he's the least himself because he's insecure about his position as head archivist, and he wants to look professional to his peers.
In s2 he becomes incredibly paranoid but he also starts to loosen up to Martin a little more, definitely after Martin confessed to lying in his cv.
In s3 Jon shows the most of himself when he's with Georgie, and right before the ritual of the unknowing when he's making his last statement on tape before they leave. He does however retreat back to "boss mode" more around the rest because they're not comfortable around him.
S4 is when Jon finally allows himself to accept his affection towards other people. He becomes very open about how much he cares for Martin, and he's willing to show way more vulnerability than before. He also creates a bond with Daisy after saving her from the coffin. Jon starts showing a very empathetic side of him while defending Daisy from Basira's remarks.
S5 is when Jon finally just completely drops the act and lets him be himself. Surprisingly, even though they're in the apocalypse, this is the season where Jon seems to be the most comfortable. He's got Martin, the one person he knows will always love him, so he doesn't need to be "professional" or "respectable" anymore. He can say I love you to Martin, he is okay with admitting he's upset, he makes jokes, sometimes he's annoying on purpose just because. The only time Jon hides behind his facade a little again, is when they're in the tunnels discussing what they're going to do because just for a short while, things go back to how they were before with people pointing fingers at him. All the lovey dovey stuff, the jokes and remarks and attitude, that's the real Jon. Compare him to how he was in s1 and they seem like two completely different people.